me as president
95 hours per week
A fucking queen
These are the people that conservatives and classists say don’t deserve to earn more than a minimum hourly wage.
Jesus
the only girls that look cute with short hair:
- all of them
- every single one of them
- literally everyone
the only girls that look cute with long hair:
- all of them
- every single one of them
- literally everyone
The only girls that look cute:
- all of them
- every single one of them
- literally everyone
Glad we settled this
girls need to stop thinking it’s okay to touch another girl inappropriately just because they’re girls
I had a girl go up to me and spank me and tell me I had a “fat ass” and I looked at her like she was fucking crazy
On god I did not even know her name
If it’s disrespectful for a man to do it it’s disrespectful for you to do it too??
Y'all also gotta learn not to touch guys too. Like it feels mad awkward when girls rub my arms or body out of nowhere.
It’s also not cool when gay guys grab my boobs and say “it’s okay, I don’t like girls”.
Basically respect people’s personal fucking space
Michelle Wolf discusses the end of New York’s controversial tax on tampons and the taboo surrounding periods and the word “vagina.”

